Dialog about i dun hv go to skul~

Ling: 2day dun hv go to skul~
Fren: Lazy?
Ling: no lur....
Fren: Wht happen leh?
Ling: Dun tell u~

Fren: Wei leh.... tell mii leh~
Ling: OK lur... tell u lur...
        but u 1 gv me money wor.....
Fren: OK lur.... How many money?

Ling: Erm... i 1 .... 1 thousand can ar?
Fren: R u crazy? tell a secret want 1 thousand ar?

Ling: This no a secret lur.... and im crazy de~ XDXD
Fren: ==||  Then? This no a secret y want 1 thousand?

Ling: I want mah~
Fren: U want 1 thousand to do wht o?
Ling: Buy somethings lah~ Stupid!
Fren: ==||  im not stupid lur....
         Buy wht somethings oo?

Ling: I 1 buy novels and new handphone.
        I always pls my dad buy a phone for me,
        But he say dun want, dun want~
        Im very "cham" de lur....  ><

Fren: Oic.... How about the novels?
Ling: OO~ the novels ar~ My Baobei leh~
Fren: ==||  Your Baobei? 
Ling: Lengluii, dun always do ==||  for mii~
Fren: ==||  XDXD

Fren: Wht novels?
Ling: Red Dragonfly de novles lah~
Fren: OO.... That one ar~ Wht lai de?
Ling: ..... You dunno ar? Very noob leh~
Fren: ==||   T_T

Fren: Oi~ Faster tell mii lah~
        U know u r wasting my time leh~
Ling: I go Ching Ming~
Fren: Walao, very fast leh, i next Saturday go~
Ling: Oic....  I 1 busy jor... Bye~
Fren: OK lah, BYebye~